December 2011
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test friend: i got a hot boyfriend friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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I like going to random people's asks
(people that I don’t follow) and asking questions anonymously.
I happened across a 13 year old’s yesterday and I was like “woah! 13? don’t you have better things to do? like play outside?”, but that is beside the point.
So I wrote “WHAAAAAAAAAATS HAAAAPPPPENIN’?!?!” in her ask and I really want to see if she replied back, but I don’t...
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Kyle: Did you ever watch Little Bear?
Ashley: Yeah! I loved that show!
Kyle: Your laugh sounds just like Little Bear's?
Ashley: Really? *laughs like Little Bear*
I made it into my program!
sequinsminusthegloves:
ME TOO!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
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My mom keeps trying to coax me into showering.
Here are 2 recent instances:
1. Me: “Remember I have my dentist and doctor appointments tomorrow.” Mom: “You should take a shower.” Me: “Mom, I don’t take showers.” Me: Me: Me: Me: Mom: “Ashley, that’s gross!” Me: “Mom! I’m just kidding, I took a shower yesterday.”
2. *go into my mom’s room* Me: “Oh my god!...
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"Jazza took a sensible selection of yogurt, fruit,...
Maureen Johnson, you are the greatest.
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nicolegendary:
i love that the internet inspires people to be the weirdest, most quality version of themselves
oh, toby.
thegirlwithroses:
i feel like this is how he’s feeling right now:
sarcasm is my fucking favorite.